Swamp Rabbit was trying to choose the Halloween week’s scariest story. It was Donald Trump threatening to rescind the 14th Amendment, he said. Or it was Trump’s statements blaming the media for the pipe bomb mailings and the slaughter of 11 Jews in Pittsburgh.
I shook my head and showed him a news story that was even spookier than the pre-election behavior of Agent Orange and his henchmen:
Humanity has wiped out 60% of mammals, birds, fish and reptiles since 1970, leading the world’s foremost experts to warn that the annihilation of wildlife is now an emergency that threatens civilisation.
The new estimate of the massacre of wildlife is made in a major report produced by [the World Wildlife Federation] and involving 59 scientists from across the globe. It finds that the vast and growing consumption of food and resources by the global population is destroying the web of life, billions of years in the making, upon which human society ultimately depends for clean air, water and everything else.
“That ain’t news,” the rabbit said. “Everybody knows about over-fishing, and that most land animals are gonna get wiped out to make room for soybean fields to feed all them chickens and cattle that humans eat.”
But that’s crazy, I told him. Too many extinctions would upset the balance of nature forever. We’d be looking at a drastic decrease in the number of people in the world, especially after you figure in global warming.
He sipped from a pint bottle of bourbon. “The world can afford to lose a few billion peeps. Ain’t no other way to sustain all them ecosystems and get the climate under control.”
I glared at him. “That’s pretty cold-blooded, rabbit. You’re talking about human beings, not termites.”
“Do the math,” he said, shrugging. “Think about all them pandemics waiting to happen. And the lack of fresh water.”
I showed him a story about how the Trump gang wants to freeze fuel-efficiency standards for cars and trucks because it’s already too late to keep the world from warming by seven degrees by century’s end.
“You’re a nihilist, just like Trump,” I said.
“Au contraire,” he replied. “I’m just a jaded old swamp rabbit. He’s president of the United States.”
Footnote: The book to read is The Sixth Extinction by Elizabeth Kolbert. But be careful, it might drive you to drink.
Perhaps the nihilist rabbits time has come and gone?
Did the rabbit at least vote for the Republicans and the end of days?
“That’s pretty cold-blooded, rabbit. You’re talking about human beings, not termites.”
Nature doesnt care… And if you happen to have faith in God… God built the system, we’re the ones who keep pulling the levers marked “Danger, do not pull… not even for cake.”