‘Best economy in history’

3 thoughts on “‘Best economy in history’”

1. Trump is caving in on his China tariffs and the stock market is up 500 points today.

2. The bond yield curve is inverted, and that nearly always precedes a recession.

3. I’d be willing to bet that his Russian handlers: a] short the market, b] tell Porndawg Pouty-Pants to tweet out some tarrifs, and c] use the ill-gotten gains to buy the dip, because, d] tweet out a retraction and double the take.

   Deep out-of-the money S&P500 options contracts might only be a nickle, but when they are suddenly at-the-money they might go for $10, turning millions of nickles into millions of $10 bills – if you know the tweet is coming.

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