A wall can’t keep the future out

“So you’re telling me part of the multibillion-dollar wall Trump is having built on the Mexican border can be breached with a hundred-dollar saw? You’re not making this up?”

Swamp Rabbit wasn’t making it up. He was reading from a news article he’d called up on my laptop:

…When fitted with specialized blades, the saws can slice through one of the barrier’s steel-and-concrete bollards in minutes, according to [border] agents, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly about the barrier-defeating techniques. After cutting through the base of a single bollard, smugglers can push the steel out of the way, creating an adult-size gap. Because the bollards are so tall — and are attached only to a panel at the top — their length makes them easier to push aside once they have been cut and are left dangling…

Swamp Rabbit’s parole office, Victor Cortez, interrupted to vouch for the story’s accuracy. “I’ve got one of those reciprocating saws,” he said. “With the right blades it will cut through anything.”

I don’t believe you,” I said. “That reporter is tripping.”

“Just because you can’t drive a nail don’t mean some saw can’t cut through steel,” Swamp Rabbit replied.

I asked why the U.S. Border Patrol didn’t build a regular old brick wall. The rabbit said it was because they thought the concrete and steel bollard system was the best design they could afford.

“They can peek through the bollards — poles is what they are — and see them pesky refugees coming,” he explained. “And they can fix the poles that get wrecked if the refugees are too fast for them and sneak through.”

I persisted, just for the sake of argument. Didn’t Trump say the new wall would be “virtually impenetrable?” Didn’t he assure all those good old boys in the MAGA hats that he would save them from the marauding rapists he warned about?

“The Mexicans were gonna pay for the wall, too,” Swamp Rabbit noted. “If Trump said it, you can bet it ain’t true.”

Footnote: The refugees or aliens or whatever you want to call them are using ladders as well as saws to get past the wall. Who would have thought?

One thought on “A wall can’t keep the future out

  1. As Bernie said “I’m tired of talking about the damn wall!” Or was that the e-mails?

    Will these “refugees or aliens or whatever..” need health care? Perhaps the Mexicans will pay for that too?

    So why do we need a for-profit health insurance industry?

    Sure they do a good job collecting and redistributing cash, denying claims, making a profit, and enriching their CEO’s and stockholders.
    After paying their CEO’s and executives millions in salaries there’s still enough money left over to gross a 5% profit year after year.

    As a non-profit government agency, Medicare pays its employees a livable wage so it costs just 2% a year to administer the program.

    Do doctors and hospitals really care who pays the bills as long as they get paid in a timely manner?

    We will save billion of dollars in health care costs every year by eliminating the 5% profit, and the multi-millions paid to corporate executives when we shutter the health insurance industry.

    Unfortunately we are forced to do battle with corrupt capitalists like Biden, Clinton, Dimon, and Bloomberg to get the job done.

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