There is a good possibility that a person who treated patients in West Africa and who FLEW into New York has Ebola. Touched many, bedlam!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2014
@realDonaldTrump This doctor went around to all the drugstores in Manhattan AND TOUCHED ALL THE HAIR DYE. Your days are numbered!
— Suburban Guerrilla 💙 (@SusieMadrak) October 24, 2014

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