Ivanka and Jared are on the case! And of course any decisions will be made carefully and soberly, taking full account of the possible effects on all Americans.
Ha, ha! Just kidding. It will be full of grift and personal favors to the kind of people who can afford a membership at Mar-A-Lago.
In a stunning rebuke to Fox News, Fergus failed to mention Jared or Ivanka for inclusion on the council to re-open America, which, since he didn’t have any hand in closing, he has no authority to open.