Happy Ending
Apr 28th, 2007 at 7:38 am by Susie
For Randall Tobias, another BushCo icon:
ABC reported on its Web site late Friday that Tobias confirmed that he had called the Pamela Martin and Associates escort service to have women come to his condo and give him massages. More recently, Tobias told the network, he has been using a service with Central American women.
Tobias, 65, who is married, told ABC News there had been “no sex” during the women’s visits to his condo. His name was on a list of clients given to ABC by Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who owns the escort service and has been charged with running a prostitution ring in the nation’s capital.
Do you reckon they call him “Randy”?
Why can’t we get these guys to quit for the right
reasons? — i.e, incompetence, malfeasance, violation
of the Constitution, etc.
As if an “escort” makes an outcall for a massage. Randy may just have fallen off the turnip truck but the rest of us haven’t.
Melanie - Maybe he’s only hoping that Mrs Tobias will buy it.
It seems that service was well-stocked with a certain Central American commodity.
Is a hand-job “sex?”
No, no, no. It’s still massage! It’s just a little messier, that’s all.
Who says it was a hand job?
Maybe it was.
Maybe he received a Lewinsky.
Maybe it was “full service.”
Maybe he peed on her.
Or vice versa.
Maybe he sucked on her toes.
(Speaking of which, Dick Morris is rumored
to be a client.)
We’ll never know.
And Susie, how do we know that it reached
the point of being messy?
He’s a Republican, after all.
A facet I haven’t seen in discussion of this topic is the likelihood (like the sun come up in the morning) of the outing of several dozens(?) of professional women who worked for this service. I wonder how many “university professors, legal secretaries, scientists, military officers” will find their careers ended as well? As with all of these ’sex scandal’ events, most of people who will have their lives destroyed really don’t deserve it.
What Ron said.
For private citizens, there should be no repercussions for such a victimless non-crime.
But for public officials and others in a position
of trust (ministers, political consultants, pundits,
etc.) who have advocated policies and behavior that
is contradicted by patronizing call girls, they
deserve the shame and career consequences
of their two-facedness.