Piggie of the Week: Mitt Romney

Here’s our latest Piggie of the Week. It is none other than everyone’s favorite head of hair, the man who thinks Americans are not entitled to basic shelter and sustenance, the man who makes Montgomery Burns look like a philanthropist, the man who stole his entire schtick from M-m-m-m-m-Max Headroom, THE MAN WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU AND 47% OF THE REST OF THE COUNTRY: Willard “Mitt” Romney.

…and boy does that cocksucker deserve it.

2 Responses to Piggie of the Week: Mitt Romney

  1. Izquierdo September 20, 2012 at 12:28 am #

    Susie, A. P. Ticker is a hoot.
    What do you know about him?
    Obviously, he’s in Philly.
    Sounds like he is/was in broadcasting (or maybe print journalism?)
    Probably (semi?) retired?

  2. Brendan September 20, 2012 at 10:18 am #

    AP Ticker, in a former life, was a DJ on a local Philly radio station.
    he also played Santa Claus in a “Barney the Dinosaur” Christmas special.

    And yes, he IS a hoot. It’s a pleasure to write for him.
    -brendan

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