One of my friends and I were talking about this the other day, and he said he thought Brett Favre was a moron. “He doesn’t know by now that women don’t have the same biological response to naked pictures as men?” he said. “That’s just plain stupid. And besides, he thinks some hottie half his age wants to look at his gray-assed dick-fro?”
When I got done laughing, I agreed that in general, he was right. “If it was someone you were already having a hot and heavy relationship with and you had to be apart, it would be appropriate,” I said. “But just some random picture? No way. Plus, he’s quite, um, average.”
Then he complained about that, because “now you’re making me go look at pictures of Brett Favre’s junk to see what you think is ‘average.'”
I told him the only thing making him look was the male-competition DNA — an ongoing theme. (He often theorizes that the way to boost male performance in the sack is to have a group of the man’s friends surround the bed, rating his performance. He might be on to something! It brings a whole new meaning to “third-base coach”.) I can just picture that cheering section – and the color commentary: “Brad’s been batting an astounding .675 at home, and looks like he’s going for a new record!”
“Way to swing the bat, Mike!” (Accompanied by a butt slap.)
New reality show?
Uh, I dunno. The term performance anxiety springs to mind . . . or not. So to speak.
Ron has a point. My hubby probably wouldn’t do well at all with an entire cheering section. But hey, whatever floats yer boat…….
Well, he does drive one of those jack-up, de-engineered suburban assault vehicles with the hood icon a perfect rendition of the human female reproductive system (*yesicoinedthatphrase). I can’t speak for the gals, but out here on The High Desert we tend to think of guys who drive jack-up, de-engineered suburban assault vehicles with the hood icon a perfect rendition of the human female reproductive system (*yictp) as, well… pussies.
I’m sure you easterners would know better, but the whole thing smells like a setup to me. On-the-other hand – I told to retire, I told him to quit while he was ahead but noooo… he just wouldn’t listen.
Y’all need to give Bret a break; his daddy died 2 years ago!
Oh, and um, his wife survived breast cancer and he spent a shitload of dough for her treatment: c’mon y’all, a guy deserves a little fuck-around time to fantasize about his hottie. Right?
It’s kind of pathetic to send naked pictures of yourself as enticement — especially when you’re nothing special!
As a Packer backer, and Wisconsinite by birth, I am embarrassed by his behavior. Sheesh. Maybe he should have either stuck it out in Green Bay or just stayed retired.
I had always thought of him as one of the good guys. Oh well….