Saturday night

I had a really interesting night last night. I attended a cocktail party in a private home in Bucks County, where Robert Sadoff, an eminent forensic psychiatrist, talked about his decades of experience examining assorted serial killers and murderers. Fun! (No, really.)

However, I was sitting at a right angle to the fireplace, and now one of my eyes is all red and swollen from the wood smoke. I am such a frail and delicate flower.