I call him that because of the dead long-haired guinea pig he wears on his head. Anyway, DD has finally moved on from questioning Obama’s country of birth, to… questioning how he got into Harvard! Because he’s black, you know, and since everyone knows that black people only get into top schools because of affirmative action, this line of questioning pleases the very same people who liked the first one! Isn’t he clever?
And plus, Don knows what it’s like to have doors open for you, simply on the basis of your DNA, so there’s that.