So the waitress at the diner refilled my tea last night and like a dummy, I drank it. I fell asleep about 1 but was wide awake at 4 p.m.
I figure hey, I’ll read a little until I get sleepy again and proceed to thumb through a magazine. Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I see something sizable crawl up and then go between the folds of a curtain. Being the hypervigilant sort that I am, my body responds with a MASSIVE hit of adrenaline and I never get back to sleep.
So that’s probably why I’m not all that interesting today.