Split decision

I was perturbed to find out that for the first time ever, my best friend and I both want the same guy – Craig Ferguson. (The topic came up because she’s leaving for a vacation in Scotland, and I mentioned that he’s my favorite Scot.)

Her Craig worship was a surprise because I didn’t even know she watched his show. “Really? I would have to fight you for him?” I said, incredulous.

“Out of the way, bitch,” said my normally-nice Midwestern friend.

“Couldn’t we just share?” I pleaded.

She sighed and finally agreed. So I don’t have to worry about that anymore. Whew!

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