I was hanging out with Russell Brand for a couple of days and I asked him what was the real reason his marriage with Katy Perry broke up. He tells me, but I don’t remember. Something to do with him preferring groupies, I think.

Also: climbing up some steep hill next to a house that’s been landscaped with what look like cobblestones. When I get to the top, I’m surprised to see that there’s no wall on one side and I can see right into the bedroom where the owners are sleeping. “We better get out of here,” I tell my friend.