If I had to guess, I’d say Donald Trump wrote this letter and got his doctor to sign it. Whatever — it’s so strange!
Donald Trump’s doctor released a medical report so silly that when we asked the American Medical Association about its language, their spokesman started to laugh.
Donald Trump’s doctor appears to be just as bombastic as he is.
It’s the only conclusion to be drawn from a hilariously bizarre letter that the mogul’s doctor—Harold Bornstein—wrote about his yuuuugely terrific health. And the letter raises as many questions as it answers.
For example, he describes Trump’s recent physical exam as “show only positive results.” While it’s clear he means to say everything was normal, the word “positive” is an odd use of the term in medicine. Rather, it typically means that some result or finding was present—and those findings aren’t always great news (think testing positive for a disease). The wording is clearly chosen more for rhetorical effect than clear medical communication—and that choice left some experts scratching their heads.
Sounds like iron-clad credentials for the job of president. We had a mountain biker for president, and he turned out to be — what’s the phrase? — a complete disaster in every possible way.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/12/16/AR2007121601756.html
Soon we will be reading about the first time he played golf.
He tested positive for chronic bloviation, and acute enlargement of the ego.
We already knew he didn’t have an eye for detail — the letter begins: “To my concern” — oops!