Here’s our latest Piggie of the Week. It is none other than everyone’s favorite head of hair, the man who thinks Americans are not entitled to basic shelter and sustenance, the man who makes Montgomery Burns look like a philanthropist, the man who stole his entire schtick from M-m-m-m-m-Max Headroom, THE MAN WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU AND 47% OF THE REST OF THE COUNTRY: Willard “Mitt” Romney.
…and boy does that cocksucker deserve it.
Susie, A. P. Ticker is a hoot.
What do you know about him?
Obviously, he’s in Philly.
Sounds like he is/was in broadcasting (or maybe print journalism?)
Probably (semi?) retired?
AP Ticker, in a former life, was a DJ on a local Philly radio station.
he also played Santa Claus in a “Barney the Dinosaur” Christmas special.
And yes, he IS a hoot. It’s a pleasure to write for him.
-brendan