This is how I like to observe the day:
Now that we know about the hairdos!
You can’t make this shit up. So David Phelps is confronted by a big fat naked man — while complaining about a live crucifixion. Welcome to Bizarro World:
The son of gay-hate church leader Fred Phelps has been attacked live on TV by an obese naked man who sat on him and shouted ‘who’s your daddy now?’
Westboro Baptist Church member David Phelps was being interviewed in a mobile studio when a 35-stone man, who was wearing no clothes, suddenly burst out of a loo to confront him.
Mr Phelps was angrily commenting on a forthcoming live crucifixion, which U.S.-based TV station Battlecam intends to broadcast on Easter Sunday.
But the interview quickly descended into a farce when the naked man, who is understood to call himself Billy The Fridge, burst in on proceedings.
A video of the incident was posted on YouTube and has run up nearly 30,000 hits over the last 48 hours.
An eye-witness later claimed that he saw Phelps being pursued down the street outside the mobile studio by a naked fat man.
Rob Cutler, from Topeka, Kansas, where the church is based, said: ‘I was amazed, first I see David run out of a motor home and the next thing I know he’s been sat on by this giant naked man who is screaming “who’s your daddy now, Davey?”‘
The Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church has previously caused controversy in the U.S. by preaching anti-gay messages.
Battlecam is meanwhile planning to stream live footage across the internet of a man being publically crucified in Beverly Hills on Easter Sunday.
Special guest is Roseanne Barr.
President Obama is holding another one of his little Republican dinner parties, which will continue until he gets enough of them on board with inflicting pain on the people who least deserve it. Progress!
The problem, of course, remains that the president is dealing with a Republican party in which Johnny Isakson is now a “moderate.” That is his problem. Our problem is that the conversation over dinner is almost guaranteed to center completely on the proposition, “How much pain ahould we inflict on people who are not us?” The fact that the American economy has almost completely surrendered to corporate oligarchy is not likely to come up. Newly released data on corporate profitability for 2012 show the continuation of historic levels of profitability despite excessive unemployment and stagnant wages for most workers. Specifically, the share of capital income (such as profits and interest, which are hereafter referred to as ‘profits’) in the corporate sector increased to 25.6 percent in 2012, the highest in any year since 1950-1951 and far higher than the 19.9 percent share prevailing over 1969-2007, the five business cycles preceding the financial crisis… Profitability used to be lower when there was high unemployment, but in this downturn we have already seen the share of income going to profit exceed the high point reached in the last recovery or at any time in the last five recoveries. We now have an economy built to assure high corporate profitability even when it’s operating far below capacity and when most families and workers are faring poorly.
Too often, the economic problems of this country are sold to its citizens as being far too complex for them to understand and, therefore, by clear implication, too complex for political democracy to handle. And the hell of it all is that most people are completely aware that this is happening to them. They see it in their own lives. It’s not as though the foreclosures, and the looted pensions, and the food-or-medicine decisions are happening in some Phantom Zone to other people. What’s worse is that this is not being done by stealth, or by sharp practice, though sharp practices there are.
It is being done deliberately and people are being encouraged by their government and by the courtier political media — and by the utterly corrupt financial media, especially on television — that their stagnant wages and the yawning gap in income inequality are both symptoms that the economy is getting better. A viable democracy is not sustainable within the economic model, and subject to the economic forces, that are prevailing now in our politics. Sooner or later, something’s going to blow. People are being asked to ignore the circumstances that are grinding them down, day by day, and being told that their economic pain is really for their own good. Who are you going to believe, after all, Maria Bartiromo or your own lying eyes?
And stop thinking about the oligarchy for a few minutes!