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I don’t want to talk about it

Danny Whitten and Crazy Horse:

Home alone?

These homeowners thought their neighbors’ kids were swimming when they weren’t home, so they set up a camera and found the real culprit:

PA state pensions

Shorter version: They’re going to screw you!


Oh, here we go the fuck again!

Uh huh

What Dave said!

I’m so vain

I discovered this dime-size patch on my face, right by the bottom of my nose. It’s… bumpy. Sandpaper-y. Well-defined. It’s just like the patch on my lip I had removed years ago that turned out to be early-stage squamous cell, so it needs to get fixed.

But the way my dermatologist treats these things is to scrub the affected area with acid, leaving a big honkin’ scab in its place. And that’s not how I want to go through all the holiday parties, so I’ve scheduled an appointment for January.

Yes, that’s how vain I am.

My city of ruins


Lloyd Blankfein

Goldman Sachs’ chief vampire squid shows just how stupid (and bad at math) he really is:

He recently stated that Social Security needs to be gutted – because it wasn’t designed to take care of people for 30 years. Here’s the actual quote:

“You can look at history of these things, and Social Security wasn’t devised to be a system that supported you for a 30-year retirement after a 25-year career.”

Whaaa? Someone who takes their first job at 18 or 21 and works until they’re 65 has only worked 25 years? Someone get this guy a calculator. His poor math skills aside, he’s apparently not happy that people have the nerve to live into their 90s, after retiring at 65. People are just living too long. How dare they?

Mercury goes direct today

Road Runner, Wil E. Coyote, pileup at edge of cliff, etc.

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