Our betters in the upper classes talk about ‘spoogeneck’

Dana Perino, Tucker Carlson and Anna Kooiman

What is it about these rich white-bread overaged frat boys like Tucker Carlson and his kin? Remember, women shouldn’t be tolerated at all unless they’re fuckable!

WASHINGTON — Daily Caller founder Tucker Carlson’s brother Buckley Carlson referred to New York City mayor Bill de Blasio’s spokesperson as a “self-righteous bitch” in an email to his brother obtained by BuzzFeed News.

The email appears to have been accidentally sent to de Blasio’s spokesperson, Amy Spitalnick, as well as to Tucker Carlson. In the email, Buckley Carlson, who occasionally writes for the Daily Caller, makes several offensive comments about Spitalnick after she asked for a correction on a piece about the mayor:

Great response. Whiny little self-righteous bitch. “Appalling?”
And with such an ironic name, too… Spitalnick? Ironic because you just know she has extreme dick-fright; no chance has this girl ever had a pearl necklace. Spoogeneck? I don’t think so. More like LabiaFace.

Spitalnick had reached out to Daily Caller writer Peter Fricke to ask for a correction on a story about de Blasio that claimed the mayor had said that the president’s $80 billion transportation proposal was not enough. After a back and forth between Spitalnick, Fricke and editor Christopher Bedford, Bedford told Spitalnick that if she “annoyed” him “with another whiny email before then, I’m muting this thread, thanks,” prompting Spitalnick to contact Tucker Carlson directly. He responded to Spitalnick:

Dear Amy,

Thanks for your email. You believe our story was inaccurate and have demanded a correction. Totally fair. We are going over the transcript now.

What Bedford complained about was your tone, which, I have to agree, was whiny and annoying, and I say that in the spirit of helpful correction rather than as a criticism. Outside of New York City, adults generally write polite, cheerful emails to one another, even when asking for corrections. Something to keep in mind the next time you communicate with people who don’t live on your island.


Tucker Carlson

The email sent from Buckley Carlson to his brother and to Spitalnick appears to have been a response to this.

Here’s a little palate cleanser:

5 thoughts on “Our betters in the upper classes talk about ‘spoogeneck’

  1. Wow. “Outside of New York City, adults generally write polite, cheerful emails to one another, even when asking for corrections.”

    What’s not to love about Carlson’s patronizing and immature response lecturing her about “tone”?

    It’s pretty clear both these Carlson boys (Tucker and Buckley?? lol – really?) have issues with women. Are either of them even married? I’d be surprised.

  2. I wonder what their parents called them at home? Tuck ‘n’ Buck? Or Buck ‘n’ Tuck? Obviously marked them for life.

    (Sorry. Can’t help myself. I know I shouldn’t descend to their level, wrestling with a pig and all that, but jeeeeezus.)

  3. The bimbo on the right looks like she’s about to give the rubes a crotch-shot. As in Ambien, Prozac, Viagra and crotch-shots on Fox Kool-Aid.

    Once every sixteen minutes.

  4. Never trust a guy who has a first name that’s supposed to be a last name. Or who has an initial for a first name. Or who wears a bow tie.

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