Let me begin by discussing the worst thing Frank Sinatra ever did to music.
In 1957, so the story goes, Sinatra was recording an album called A Jolly Christmas With Frank Sinatra. One of the numbers he chose was “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” the song with which Judy Garland slaughters thousands every time Meet Me in St. Louis comes on television. Sinatra went to the song’s composer, Hugh Martin, and asked him to jolly up the song’s penultimate lyric, “Until then, we’ll have to muddle through somehow,” which is only the most important line in the whole damn song. Because nobody ever said no to Frank Sinatra, Martin took a walk and came up with the substitute lyric, “Hang a shining star atop the highest bough,” which Sinatra recorded and which, I am saddened to say, has become the almost universally accepted way to sing that song.
I’ve heard at least three new versions of that song by different people this season, and every damn one of them is a hanger, not a muddler. That is how you know how people have the true spirit of Christmas: they’re muddlers. Hangers are glib and shiny and all for show. Muddlers know the joy of getting through the raw, inconvenient humanity of the day. Maybe the baby was up sick all night. Or the pipes burst and you need a plumber on Christmas morning. (I am raising my hand right now.) Or the paycheck’s gone, and the plant’s shuttered, and you’re on the 94th week of unemployment, or, truth be told, you can’t get a room and you wind up sleeping in a stable with your pregnant wife. Bob Cratchit was a muddler. Muddlers know the triumph of surviving hard times with your charity and your joy all but battered, and yet somehow intact. Hangers shine, but they tarnish quickly. Take the time to work with a muddler, and you’ll see a stubborn glow.
There are a lot of muddlers in our country this Christmas time. Eight percent of us are officially unemployed. An untold percentage are both unemployed and beyond our ability to count. Our politics seem cheap and sour. Our dedication to doing anything greater than ourselves is truncated by the Procrustean limitations of economics and a desiccated American imagination. People look for work, day after day after day. The medical bills go on the credit card. The people who run Santa Claus agencies tell us that the two items most often asked for this season by the children who shuffle onto Santa’s lap are… socks… and food.
But there has been some stirring. It’s easy to dismiss the Occupy movement, especially now that so many of the encampments have been broken up for the moment. But there is in that strange, leaderless collection of political omnivores a very coherent sense that there is a direction in which the country ought to go that is manifestly different from the direction in which it seems to be heading. It is no longer a sense of drift. There is a goal there, hazy to be sure, far distant over a clouded horizon, but a place to move toward with genuine resolve. This is muddling in the finest sense of the word.
I always feel better after a full night’s sleep. Plus, Christmas toast! Woo hoo!
What did you find under your tree?
But as far as I’m concerned, Mary is always going to look a lot like Imogene Herdman – sort of nervous and bewildered, but ready to clobber anyone who laid a hand on her baby. And the Wise Men are always going to be Leroy and his brothers, bearing ham. When we came out of the church that night it was cold and clear, with crunchy snow underfoot and bright, bright stars overhead. And I thought about the Angel of the Lord – Gladys, with her skinny legs and her dirty sneakers sticking out from under her robe, yelling at all of us everywhere: ‘Hey! Unto you a child is born!’
“The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” – Barbara Robinson
Here is how this book begins: “The Herdmans were absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world. They lied and stole and smoked cigars (even the girls) and talked dirty and hit little kids and cussed their teachers and took the name of the Lord in vain and set fire to Fred Shoemaker’s old broken-down toolhouse.” These truly nasty kids bully their way into the lead roles in a church Christmas pageant to get free hot chocolate and cookies, but by the end of the book, their unexpected Christmas spirit has us in tears.
What can I say? I’m such a sucker for a redemption story. Whether it’s Scrooge, the Herdmans, George Bailey, the Grinch, little Susan Walker – or me, I just can’t resist the story of someone who once was blind, but now they see.
This is what I wish for all of you this Christmas: To see, to fly above the despair. To understand why Christmas resonates throughout the world, even in places where they don’t especially care (or even believe) that Jesus was born in a stable.
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“Hallo,” growled Scrooge, in his accustomed voice, as near as he could feign it. “What do you mean by coming here at this time of day?”
“I’m very sorry, sir,” said Bob. “I am behind my time.”
“You are?” repeated Scrooge. “Yes. I think you are. Step this way, if you please.”
“It’s only once a year, sir,” pleaded Bob, appearing from the Tank. “It shall not be repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday, sir.”
“Now, I’ll tell you what, my friend,” said Scrooge, “I am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer. And therefore,” he continued, leaping from his stool, and giving Bob such a dig in the waistcoat that he staggered back into the Tank again; “and therefore I am about to raise your salary.”
Bob trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler. He had a momentary idea of knocking Scrooge down with it, holding him, and calling to the people in the court for help and a strait-waistcoat.
“A merry Christmas, Bob,” said Scrooge, with an earnestness that could not be mistaken, as he clapped him on the back. “A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year. I’ll raise your salary, and endeavour to assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop, Bob. Make up the fires, and buy another coal-scuttle before you dot another i, Bob Cratchit!”
Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him.
He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God Bless Us, Every One!
A resolution for 2012: Don’t read opinion pieces by knee-jerk Obama supporters who profess to be liberals. At the moment, I’m thinking of Joe Conason’s smear of Ron Paul. More here.
Dec 24th, 2011 at 8:38 pm by susie