Mick and the boys:
Hedge fund manager Dan Loeb, who earns makes several hundred million dollars a year, wrote an email to his pals addressing them as “Friends/battered wives” and comparing President Barack Obama to an abusive husband. Because “rape victims” seemed too strong?
After encouraging recipients of his email to buy the dating/relationships book He’s Just Not That Into You—ostensibly to show just how “with it” he is, in a mid-aughts way—Loeb, a former Obama supporter, launches into his weird and offensive comparison:
I am sure, if we are really nice and stay quiet, everything will be alright and the President will become more centrist and that all his tough talk is just words; I mean he really loves us and when he beats us, he doesn’t mean it; he just gets a little angry….i mean when I am alone with him -at $30,000 a plate fund raisers-he’s really nice and once I got invited to the White House! It was so cool, because I could tell all my friends…and when he gives speeches, I mean i get to sit in the front row and my friends see me on TV…..and he usually doesn’t hit me in the face to it doesn’t show except for that one time…he’s not that bad really, unless he gets drunk (from power) and…..well, he really does love me or he wouldn’t invite me to all those $30,000 a plate fund raisers and ask my opinion all the time, right?
Maybe he was just trying to outdo Khloe Kardashian in this week’s poor word-choice contest. Pretty sure he won.
If you haven’t listened to this yet, I wish you would. Cee Lo Green: