Searching for sex

whatever the fuck it is that I need, this isn't it

Fascinating article in the Times yesterday that analyzes Google searches about sex and made me laugh out loud a couple of times.

The author concludes:

Just about every study I have done relying on Google searches made me feel worse about the world. Huge numbers of people are racist and sexist; far too many children suffer from unreported abuse. But after studying the new data on sex, I actually feel better.

This data makes me feel less lonely. In my previous studies of Google data, I had found the viciousness that humans often hide. But this time around, I have seen our hidden insecurities. Men and women are united in this insecurity and confusion.

Google also gives us legitimate reasons to worry less than we do. Many of our deepest fears about how our sexual partners perceive us are unjustified. Alone, at their computers, with no incentive to lie, partners reveal themselves to be fairly nonsuperficial and forgiving. In fact, we are all so busy judging our own bodies that there is little energy left over to judge other people’s.

Maybe if we worried less about sex, we’d have more of it.

5000-year-old underground city found in Turkey

Construction workers found a huge ancient city underground in Turkey. During construction throughout the province of Nevsehir, where workers had already demolished 1,500 buildings, a massive underground city filled with tunnels, escape galleries and hidden churches was discovered. Construction, which reportedly had cost the country upwards of $40 million, was subsequently cancelled. Despite such a major… Continue reading “5000-year-old underground city found in Turkey”

A singing comet

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Thanks to some recent recordings courtesy of NASA, we now know that space is actually a musically rich environment, and not the frozen abyss where no one can hear you scream. Saturn’s song is vast and brooding, Neptune has a slightly country twang, and Uranus — wait for it — is a lithe and gorgeous ballad. But what sound does a comet make? How about one of the most awe-inspiring little ditties of the entire year?

As ABC Science reports, the European Space Agency launched a satellite called Rosetta back in 2004 in order to study “the processes which led to the formation of not only comets, but also the planets, our Sun, and the rest of the Solar System.” The satellite recently reached one of its targets, a little rock called Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, where it deployed a relay of instruments to study the layer of plasma surrounding the object. (Plasma is charged gas, and studying it helps researchers understand the comet’s structure and how it moves through space.)

(Listen: NASA releases actual recordings from space — and they’re absolutely breathtaking)

During a series of tests, ESA scientists tuned their instrument to between 40 and 50 millihertz, and it’s there that the comet actually began to “sing.” It’s not exactly humming show tunes, though; the noise may be the result of oscillations created by the “the ionisation of neutral particles from the comet’s jets. They collide with high-energy particles from interplanetary space and become ionised. Because it is electrically charged, the plasma then interacts with the cometary magnetic field, causing oscillations.” See,magnets are miracles.

 

Cool

romancoins

I do so love this stuff:

EAST DEVON, ENGLAND—Archaeologists and conservators from the British Museum have announced that an amateur metal detectorist has found one of the largest hoards of coins ever discovered in Britain. The hoard is comprised of no less than 22,000 coins dating to between A.D. 260 and 350 that were in very good condition when they emerged from the ground, Devon County Council archaeologist Bill Horner told The Independent. Since the hoard was found ten months ago—its discovery was kept quiet to avoid looting at the site while archaeologists conducted a proper excavation—the coins have been cleaned, identified, and catalogued. Many bear portraits of the family of the emperor Constantine and of the emperor himself. The Seaton Down Hoard, as it is now called, is thought to be the fifth largest find of Roman coins in Britain and one of the largest in the whole of the Roman Empire.

Forecast: 100% chance of psychotrolling by climate deniers next week…

In a few days there will be an abridged version of last winter’s polar vortex (meteorologists are split on using this term for the event) descending into the Eastern two-thirds of the country…

As for next week’s weather, polar air will again be spilling southward from the Arctic Ocean. That’ll be good enough to convert what’s typically Chicago’s hottest week of the year to an unseasonably pleasant early Autumn-style respite that will have folks begging for more. Chicago’s forecast high of 72 degrees Fahrenheit next Wednesday is historically much more likely to happen on September 16th than July 16th.

Cooler than normal weather is expected across much of the eastern two-thirds of the country as well, with mild temperatures from Boston to New York City to Washington, though not nearly as dramatic as in the Midwest. All in all, you really can’t ask for much better weather than what’s on offer next week.

So, what is causing this unusual cool air to descend? Typhoon Neoguri in the Pacific will alter jet stream patterns…

While the remnants of Typhoon Neoguri will not impact the U.S. directly, the large and powerful nature of this storm has set in motion a chain-reaction set of events that will dramatically alter the path of the jet stream and affect weather patterns across the entire Northern Hemisphere next week. Neoguri will cause an acceleration of the North Pacific jet stream, causing a large amount of warm, moist tropical air to push over the North Pacific. This will amplify a trough low pressure over Alaska, causing a ripple effect in the jet stream over western North America, where a strong ridge of high pressure will develop, and over the Midwestern U.S., where a strong trough of low pressure will form. This jet stream pattern is similar to the nasty “Polar Vortex” pattern that set up during the winter of 2014 over North America, and will cause an unusually cool third week of July over the portions of the Midwest and Ohio Valley, with temperatures 10 – 20°F below average.

Along with this surge of cooler air will come a surge of snarky climate denying trolls on the Internet comment boards. Most of these people probably will not be aware that with this break of summer heat in the East, the Western part of the country will have searing heat. Watch for phrases regarding Al Gore, emails/fraud, citing results from dark money studies, jokes about cow poop, predictions of cooling in the 70’s, climate change as religion, and so on. It is just boggles my mind that some think throwing out for discussion a few dissenting views will collapse a scientific consensus.

I am going to sit this round out on Social Media. But I do have a big supply of popcorn.